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I Am

 I am the shadow that lurks in your home. The thing that startles you when all is too quiet. The other metaphorical shoe that drops when you expect it, or the snag in the plan when you least expect it.  I am the destroyer of all in the world. Death reveres me. Disease falls to its knees in fear. Anger calls me its Master. War calls me its Commander. I am the truest suffering of all mortal and immortal kind alike. I lord over all forms of suffering, no matter what the form. All suffering carries out my orders in full adoration of my plans and machinations. I am the divine cause of all that you consider to be unethical or immoral in your smudge of an existence. I am the other side of the coin.  And now here I am, stuck in this fucking teenage girl's body with a brain that only carries one brain cell!  Oh, please, it's not that bad up there! I keep it clean and tidy, just like my adorably pink Hello Kitty-themed room!  If there was a deity kind enough to get me out...

Squirrels... Squirrels Everywhere

 I am simply posting this to say that I now (unofficially) have too many squirrel decorations in my space. And with fall winding down, I've been seeing more squirrels.  I really do enjoy squirrels. Squirrels are amazingly wonderful at burying their work and leaving it to sprout on its own. They are great at picking the best foods and enjoying them when they can. They are the most erratic and exciting of the city dwellers that I know. No other animal quite compares to their antics.  Needless to say, squirrels are my favorite animals. And that's the majority of my thought at the moment.  Well, not all of it...