RECANI 009

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RECANI 009

Location:

Unknown Location on planet X-elia during Forgotten Era


Description:

A golden replica of a tapered root vegetable that measures 16.5 cm in length and 1 cm at its widest part. Replica also has realistic foliage at the widest part that measures 16.5 cm in length. Currently it is carried by an obsessive entity living on the planet.


Scholar’s Information:

No one in Caelum’s sacred libraries is sure of where or how this object came to be. There are no official documents on the item, but there is one text found that may hold some answers. This text is a copy of “The Times of Fellcus Dark,” an incomplete journal that was found in the digital libraries of the Creator. In it, the author describes the object as some sort of item used to pleasure another individual only referenced as “mistress.” 


It should be noted that -upon the Scholar Collective reading this information- a majority claimed to experience either nausea or euphoria at random intervals. Attempts were made to speak to the Creator about this, but the Creator was too busy laughing to the point of tears to explain. 


Further Instruction:

  1. Locate 009 for study and experimentation.

  2. Bring knowledge of 009 to willing subjects to test phenomena.

  3. Ask Creator about 009 when composure is regained.

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