FBI

     There are times in your existence where you deal with particular events. That much is obvious. Some of these events are more positive in nature. Some are negative.

    That much is obvious. 

    More positive-natured events are often considered self-created. You gave birth to them, so now you get to enjoy the full extent of its nature and timespan.

    The opposite is true of more negative-natured events. Often, these are considered external creations. 

    We believe there is another explanation. 

    We believe that all events, regardless of general perception, are bullshit. Neither created by internal or external forces, but a third less-understood force that exists purely outside this dichotomy.

    Together with scientific and paranormal individuals and societies, we strive to investigate all events to peel back the layers of nature, time, and space to find their cause or creator. 

    We are the Fucking Bullshit Institute. Join us in our investigations and receive this crucial enlightenment.