I Know A Soul (Gl)
I know a soul who wanted to swallow a mountain. Well, I say a mountain, but she was probably thinking of a mountain of orange chicken. She seemed to like that stuff while she was hanging out with me in the Land of the Dead. Then again, maybe that was why she wasn’t allowed into Heaven by the Big Guy Upstairs. He did seem to have a problem with the ones who could consume a lake of drink and a hill of food without batting their eyes. I doubt she could bat her eyes at this point anyway. I heard she died from a stroke while she was eating, which is why she hasn’t stopped since she got here. She rolled around everywhere down here, hovering up any food she could stick her tongue out for. I can’t imagine how she must have been in her physical life. She once told me that she was a popular food eater in her physical life, but something made me doubt that. But the amount she could eat made me second guess my doubt. She seemed to truly gorge on anything she could find. One time, she ate my s...