Death Tastes Like Popsicles

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 Switch Activated

Powering On...

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Running Diagnostic Check

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Diagnostic Check Complete

All Systems Functional

Opening Sensory Equipment...

Awaiting Command

Scanning Area for Recognition...

Present: Dr. Hattak, Dr. Snatt, Dr. Ydra, and Dr. Lennek

Unknown Entity Detected

Searching Facial Recognition Database...

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Entity Unrecognized

Recognized Voice: Dr. Hattak "X3172"

Response: "Yes, Dr. Hattak."

Recognized Command: Dr. Hattak "Kill unrecognized entity with Blue Raspberry."

Adjusting Parameters...

Pulling Up Death Database...

Blue Raspberry Protocol Established

Dispensing Blue Raspberry Popsicle

Force Applied to Oral Cavity of Unrecognized Entity

B.R.P. Inserted

Beginning Protocol: Blue Raspberry

Draining Bodily Fluid

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Bodily Fluid Drained

Dispensing Bodily Fluid Into Research Container

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Task Complete

Recognized Voice: Dr. Ydra "That was fast! That only took-"

Recognized Voice: Dr. Hattak "Two minutes. Two minutes exactly. Well done on the improvements, Dr. Lennek. X3172 will be ready for government work faster than expected."

Recognized Voice: Dr. Lennek "Thank you, ma'am. I am glad it meets expectations."

Recognized Voice: Dr. Hattak "It does not just meet expectations. It far exceeds them. This will make every country want something like this. But enough for today. We'll test the other [pause] flavors [pause] tomorrow."

Recognized Command: Dr. Hattak "X3172, Return to Rest Mode."

Rest Mode Initiated...

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