Resoul Resale

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    Looking for some new spice in your eternal existence?

According to the most recent scientific and social studies, 50% of souls are not satisfied with their current non-corporeal state. Out of those, 10% wish to have a corporeal form that is unique to their specific soul print.

Having a craving for certain curiosities?

Have you dreamed of taking the physical form of your favorite animal from six lifetimes ago? Did you ever wonder what it was like to be a flora specimen on a newly-formed planet? Would you like to become a tyrant for a lifetime?

Come down do the Resoul Resale!

At Resoul Resale, we specialize in flora, fauna, mechanical, and cosmic physical forms that fit your needs and wants! With our planet-friendly services, you can come into the physical form you have always wanted at half the price of designer manufactures that use planet-harming procedures.


Telepathically contact us or visit our nearest showroom to schedule an appointment and discuss our affordable prices! We are ready to help you live how you've always wanted!


Telepathic communications may be monitored for quality control and customer service education. Physical forms can be modified with addition costs added.  Physical forms may contain previous memories of last soul customer. If you experience any abnormal memories, please contact us immediately. Physical forms are guaranteed a partial refund up to 1/3 of lifetime. Any request for a refund after 1/3 of lifetime will be denied. All contracts must be fulfilled. If soul customer attempts to terminate the contract before its scheduled termination, fees will apply. Other fees may apply after lifetime contract is fulfilled depending on damage done to physical form. Please ask for full terms and conditions before signing a contract. Ad created and purchased by Resoul Resale Inc and applies to all layers of time and space. 

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