Ani Was Writing

 Happy Zombie Jesus Day!      I will simply say this today. I am writing this the Friday before because I am going to be rather busy the next couple of days. And maybe the day after. There is going to be a lot going on, and I want to focus on my family and church time.      Hope you have a wonderful weekend, and I will catch up with you again after Easter. Love and Strength, Ani

    Are you serious? The humans ate from the Tree?     I was hoping they wouldn't, honestly. I mean, I put it there, right next to the other one. I was hoping they would just stick with the one that would help them out more. But I guess when things are amazing, you want to take credit for it. It happens. I get it. I foresaw it. It's not like I'm totally blind to everything, unlike some other deities that try to be like me.      Of course I kicked them out! I told them they couldn't stay if they didn't want to listen to the one rule I had. I had to show that I wasn't the one to mess with when it comes to rule-breaking, especially since I made those ones in the first place. To be fair, I make most of the humans around here. Sure, the other deities create some humans, but I'm the one that let the humans create the other deities to begin with. And there can be a lot of problems when you don't give your creations something to do outside of twiddling their t...

      WE ARE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOU IN.     That's been our agreement ever since the universe at large discovered you. We stayed on the outer planets, the ones you refused to believe held life, and you stayed inside. We create a ring around the center of the force field around you. Any of your satellites can go through, just so you can see what we are protecting others you from. It is for our  your own safety.      Just stay in the solar system. Enjoy what your planets could do. Terraform them to your liking. Heck, see what is inside the sun. There is a lot to see for your little minds and to enjoy with your miniscule bodies.      Just stay in.

    "So, here's what we do. We just let them have the East Coast."     "Wait, are you serious? You are going to let them have the East Coast?"     "Yes. They want to protect the America they believe in, we give them that part. Heck, convince them all to move onto the East Coast. Tell them they will have a better life there with the Constitution and Washington D.C. by the balls. That they can do what they want with the White House. Knowing them, they will turn it into a big Waffle House."     "But what about the others? There are so many that will be displaced."     "Move them to the West Coast. Here get me a map. Alright. Look, let's give these guys all of the East Coast. Maine to Florida, Delaware All the way to the Mississippi. It will give them enough room to still have farms and everything. Then we take everyone who doesn't want to be with that group over to the West Coast. Washington state down to California, all the way out...

      "So, what are you doing here, God? I thought you were busy with those silly naked humans you were playing with?"     "Well, that's why I'm here." God rubs his whiskers with his paw, trying to keep himself relaxed in this physical body. "The humans already messed up. And they messed up big time."     "What? Why? They were doing just fine!" The feline before him shakes her head.     "That's what I thought too. But then they decided that they wanted to be their own little authorities. They blamed it on Bob. Poor guy. I had to pretend to take his legs away and had to make sure snakes were a thing before I kicked them out of the garden."     "Wait, does that mean we are all getting kicked out too?"     "Oh, no, no. You and the other animals didn't do anything. You guys still have access to this place. I just need to put it in a special pocket of the planet that only you guys can get to until I can get my ...