Call Another

    Are you serious? The humans ate from the Tree?

    I was hoping they wouldn't, honestly. I mean, I put it there, right next to the other one. I was hoping they would just stick with the one that would help them out more. But I guess when things are amazing, you want to take credit for it. It happens. I get it. I foresaw it. It's not like I'm totally blind to everything, unlike some other deities that try to be like me. 

    Of course I kicked them out! I told them they couldn't stay if they didn't want to listen to the one rule I had. I had to show that I wasn't the one to mess with when it comes to rule-breaking, especially since I made those ones in the first place. To be fair, I make most of the humans around here. Sure, the other deities create some humans, but I'm the one that let the humans create the other deities to begin with. And there can be a lot of problems when you don't give your creations something to do outside of twiddling their thumbs. 

    But anyway, that's fine. Humans are humans. I'm surprised that they were as quick as they were about it. I'm assuming one of my divine beings took care of the human thing, considering how fast these other deities popped up. 

    Huh? Should I do something about it?

    Well, my divine beings took care of it. They helped me make the humans to begin with, so I trust them to handle it on my behalf. 

    Oh, you mean about the blessing I gave them. And the decree. And how I made them my Chosen Ones. 

    Well, at some point, I will see if they can behave themselves and see if they want to recommit to the bargain. But in the meantime, I guess I could give something similar to one of the animals. After all, the animals are still pure. They haven't touched the fruit at all. They just watched the humans do it and realized what happened after they did. 

    Which animals?

    Hmmm... The squirrels. Give it to the squirrels. 

    Maybe the cats too, just for a laugh.

    Might as well give it to the dogs too, if we give it to the cats. Have a trinity of blessed animals. 

    If I feel like I need to, I'll give it to some other ones. But let's start with those three for now.